StupidiNews, Leap Day Edition!

• Mitt Romney picked up primary wins in both Arizona and Michigan last night, putting him in a strong position heading into next week's Super Tuesday contests.
• President Obama has announced steps to allow civilian prosecutors to take the lead on terrorist trials, effectively going around military tribunals.
• SC GOP Gov. Nikki Haley wants the federal government to pay for deepening Charleston's ports, allowing for larger freight ships to dock.
• German unemployment is at the lowest rate in two decades as the country's economy continues to grow.
• Interpol officials announced the arrest of 25 members of hacker group Anonymous worldwide, the group immediately retaliated with attacks on Interpol's website.