StupidiNews, President's Day Edition!

• Sen. John McCain is leading a Senate delegation to Egypt in order to try to free 19 American aid workers held by Egypt's military government.
• The British government plans to order ISPs and phone carriers to store all internet and wireless connection data for one year in order to access it for legal reasons.
• Yemen heads to the polls tomorrow in order to elect a President, but election boycotts are planned across the southern part of the country in protest.
• European finance ministers are expected to approve Greek's second bailout at a meeting in Brussels today.
• The World Health Organization wants the full genome of a new strain of avian flu published as public information.