StupidiNews!

• GOP presidential hopefuls square off in caucuses in Minnesota and Colorado today, as well as a non-binding primary in Missouri.
• A bipartisan bill funding the FAA lands on the President's desk this week after passing the House and Senate, but it includes measures to make it harder to form unions.
• Egypt's military government has filed criminal charged against 19 American aid workers, including Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood's son.
• Greek politicians are expected to approve steep austerity cuts today in order to secure badly-needed bailout money, but Greek unions are vowing massive general strikes in protest.
• Apple's iPhone rules the market, but non-smartphone users prefer switching to Android by a two-to-one margin.