StupidiNews!

• Despite previous signals to the contrary, New York and California are expected to join the $25 billion "Foreclosuregate" settlement with banks this week.
• GOP House majority leader Eric Cantor is under fire from both parties for weakening the House version of the STOCK Act insider trading bill.
• As Greek lawmakers have come up without an austerity agreement, already steep cuts are driving Greek citizens to a swamped safety net system.
• Swiss banking giant Credit Suisse has posted its first quarterly loss in three years as reorganization costs ate up profit.
• Apple has officially ended the white MacBook, ending the iBook legacy once and for all.