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• Syrian rebels are claiming planes belonging to the al-Assad regime have attacked and destroyed an oil pipeline near the besieged city of Homs.
• Calling the same-sex marriage bill heading for his desk "a good bit of theater", NJ GOP Gov. Chris Christie vows to veto the measure while NJ Democrats vow to overturn it.
• The US and the EU have an agreement on organic produce, which could open markets and lower prices for both parties.
• EU finance ministers abruptly canceled a meeting over the Greek bailout, prompting fears that the country increasingly faces default.
• The FCC has rescinded approval for tech firm Lightsquare's plans to build a national 4G wi-fi network, stating the technology would interfere with GPS devices.