The Devil Went Up To Toronto

Or in this case, the Nameless One chickened out from Toronto as he fears the protests from anyone outside Undisclosed Location country.

Former U.S. vice-president Dick Cheney has cancelled an April appearance in Toronto citing concerns Canada is too dangerous.

“He felt that in Canada the risk of violent protest was simply too high,” said Ryan Ruppert, president of promotions company Spectre Live Corp., which had booked Mr. Cheney for an April 24 appearance at the Metro Toronto Convention Centre. 

It's going to be amusing watching the Pretty Hate Machine demand apologies from the entire country for something they haven't done yet, but I'm sure PM Stephen Harper will use the excuse to crack down more on his citizens saying bad things about people.  You know how rowdy those Canadians can get.