StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Dozens are dead from one of the worst tornado outbreaks in US history, as storms across at least six states caused millions in damage and left thousands without power.
• A federal judge in Illinois has struck down that state's law prohibiting civilians recording police officers without their prior permission as unconstitutional.
• A Pentagon investigation into Qu'ran burnings in Afghanistan has found five US soldiers responsible for the unintentional act that set off days of protests across the country.
• Moody's has cut Greece's credit rating to the lowest possible junk level as a result of the "technical default" triggered by the bailout deal.
• The US State Department has officially adopted Google Chrome for use by all employees.