StupidiNews!

• Federal prosecutors have opened a Justice Department investigation into the shooting death of teenager Trayvon Martin last week in Florida.
• Austerity cuts to Portugal's public health service is beginning to have a measurable effect on the country's death rate statistics.
• The Pentagon is threatening to dismiss the Army forensics crime lab whistleblower who highlighted the lab's problems to McClatchy News.
• President Obama raised $45 million in donations last month, a significant rise in the pace of donations, 98% of them from donors who gave $200 or less.
• Apple has moved over 3 million third-generation iPads in the first weekend of sales.