StupidiNews!

• The Supreme Court will today take on the constitutionality of health care reform's individual mandate in day two of three days of oral arguments.
• The US has suspended tens of millions of dollars in foreign aid to the African nation of Mali after a military coup there last week.
• Kenyan officials say a major reserve of new oil has been discovered in the remote reaches of Turkana, but several obstacles remain before it can be tapped.
• Despite labor and human rights critics, Apple CEO Tim Cook says the company will make a "greater investment" in the country.
• Windows 8 will reportedly be ready for release in October ahead of the holiday computer season.