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• The trial for former Penn State coach and accused child molester Jerry Sandusky has been pushed back to early June for "logistics reasons".
• Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos says he has located the rocket engines from the Apollo 11 moon flight and will finance an expedition to recover at least one engine.
• Iraq's return to the Arab League hasn't resulted in any breakthroughs for dealing with Syria, but the summit Thursday is still seen a a success.
• Ireland is issuing bonds in order to raise the cash to make payments owed the EU for 2010's bailout, but Finance Minister Michael Noonan says the country remains on firm footing.
• Fossil records of raindrops give scientists a detailed look at the composition of the Earth's atmosphere from nearly 3 million years ago.