The "Moose Aggro Been Filled" War

Sarah Palin, realizing she's a woman, discovers she's eminently qualified to weigh in on the War On Women(tm).  She performs the task with all the subtlety and nuance we've come to expect from her, which is roughly the equivalent of 30 kilotons of nuclear hamsters on crystal meth airdropped into a open-air production of Hedda Gabler on matinee Saturday.  To whit:

Now years removed from crying sexism over “lipstick on a pig,” former politician and current political pundit Sarah Palin appeared on Sean Hannity’s show Thursday night to weigh in on the latest twists in the “war on women” debacle.

Palin read texts and emails she had received from her sister and “apolitical girlfriends” in support of her cause.

“We don’t look to the president to speak for us,” Palin said, adding that she and her fellow “mama grizzlies” are turned off by the “divisiveness represented by Barack Obama and the people he surrounds himself with.”

Palin also claimed, as Republicans had throughout the day, that Democratic strategist Hilary Rosen — whose comments on Ann Romney were widely condemned — is affiliated with the DNC, insisting she “has the ear of the president.”

And really, if it wasn't a chance to finally use that particular title pun based on this film, I wouldn't have bothered with her or this at all.  Sarah Palin quit her job to go grifting, and now believes she represents all American women everywhere, and the President -- her President, our President, of our country -- does not speak for her, because he's just that Kenyan guy.

Hysterical.