StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Officials in Pakistan report no survivors in a commercial jet crash that killed 127 near Islamabad on Friday.
• Scientists have created a new artificial type of genetic material more stable than natural double helices, dubbed "XNA".
• President Obama has declared a National Monument of Fort Ord, California, where hundreds of thousands of WWII era soldiers trained in the mountains, hills and beaches.
• Disney film division head Rich Ross has resigned in the wake of the failure of "John Carter", the largest money-losing film of all time, cost the studio nearly $200 million.
• Several Canadian lawsuits have surfaced in the continuing e-book price-fixing wars between Apple and several publishers.