StupidiNews!

• Connecticut will become the 17th state in the US to abolish the death penalty as Gov. Dan Malloy is expected to sign a moratorium bill into law.
• California Democrats are pushing a state bill that would end law enforcement tracking cell phones without a warrant.
• Russian President Vladimir Putin would like to see presidential term limits in Russia...for everyone who follows him, of course.
• Gas prices may finally be heading back down as demand and crude oil prices are retreating and European and Chinese economic growth are slowing.
• A federal appeals court has tossed out the conviction of a former Goldman Sachs programmer who stole code involving the bank's high-frequency trading system.