StupidiNews!

• So far three Secret Service agents have lost their jobs over allegations of agents soliciting prostitutes during the President's trip to Colombia earlier this month.
• Ohio has resumed death penalty executions after a six month moratorium despite lingering questions about the methods used and legal exonerations.
• House GOP Tea Party freshmen are fighting back, asking right-wing bloggers to help keep them in office as they face increasingly skeptical voters.
• The IMF believes that European banks may have to sell some $3.8 trillion in assets in order to stay afloat should the worst happen in the EU.
• Photo blogging service Tumblr is growing up: the service will launch ads on all sites on May 2.