StupidiNews!

• Five states go to the polls for all but meaningless primaries today as Mitt Romney wraps up his campaign and moves to the general election.
• A number of major media companies are lobbying against an FCC rule that would require media owners to post political ad revenue data on the net.
• President Obama announced yet another round of sanctions against Iran and Syria, this time involving communications and internet technology.
• The Social Security fund will run out in 2035, but the government will continue to draw from general expenditures if Congress fails to do anything.
• Central Mexico's most famous volcano, Mt. Popocatépetl, has seen the most seismic activity in 40 years, venting gases now for nearly two weeks.