To show you just how naive I am, I never thought anyone would pay for the privilege, so when I read the headline (come on, I knew even then I was going to write about this) my initial expectation was that this was a trick pulled on unknowing victims."[Please retweet] I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen …Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location."
Nope. He served them with mushrooms and parsley. I mean hey, if you're going to eat that, a little fungus should be a-okay, right?
I'll have the crocodile, thanks.