Republicans, listen up. Octomom is making porn. And accepting state money. And rumor has it, that while the babies were conceived IVF, she's had sex. And now, she's done it on camera.
TMZ reports that she has successfully finished her first porn scene, and that they were told she "is a natural" on film.
We could learn a lot from this generally useless woman, who unsuccessfully pimped her kids and herself out and has lived on the scraps of pity ever since. She is the face of greed and stupidity, despite her education. Her fame has backfired, and all of her children will pay the price. But not her, no. She's still enjoying the television circuit amid reports that her children are "living in squalor" and that she is one step ahead of eviction.
What will happen to the kids when they grow up and realize they were an experiment, a means to grab attention and nothing more? What will it do to their sense of self-worth to be stamped with the Octomom brand, and forever be ashamed of where they came from?
Or how about this: when they watch the porn video she just filmed to show her desperation and try to grab one last fleeting glimpse of "fame" as we know it today?
Save the kids. Please.