StupidiNews!

• The Obama administration is directing the EPA to relax standards on vapor recovery fuel pump nozzles, saying newer cars don't need them and that gas station owners shouldn't have to pay for them.
• The Senate will hold public hearings in July on a constitutional amendment to overturn the Citizens United ruling allowing unlimited campaign contributions.
• Oil and gas industry experts are saying the half-century old US embargo on Cuba is threatening the safety of offshore drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.
• European Union officials are predicting the eurozone will begin to enter recession in 2012 as Spain and Italy contract.
• Microsoft is bringing IE9 to the Xbox 360, powered by the Kinect motion sensing system for browsing by gesture.