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• Francois Hollande has officially been sworn in as President of France, the first Socialist since Mitterrand in 1995.
• Rhode Island Gov. Lincoln Chafee has issued an executive order recognizing out-of-state same-sex marriages as legal, but they remain illegal in-state.
• The National Hurricane Center plans to develop more long-range seven-day forecasts for hurricanes this storm season starting June 1.
• Italy's economy entered its third straight quarter of contraction as the country's recession continues, with the economy shrinking by 0.8% in first quarter 2012.
• Network startup LightSquared has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, but the company insists its dream on a national public 4G wireless network will come true.