StupidiNews!

• 14-year-old Snigdha Mandipati of San Diego is this year's Scripps National Spelling Bee champion, acing the word guetapens in the 13th round.
• A Maryland man has been denied bail after admitting he murdered his roommate and ate his brain and heart.
• The jury in the John Edwards case has acquitted him on one count and deadlocked on the other five, prompting a mistrial ruling that will almost certainly not be retried.
• Eurozone unemployment in the 17 countries that make up the EU has now reached 11%, weighed down by Spain's nearly 25% jobless number.
• A new book confirms that the US and Israel indeed created the Stuxnet worm to attack Iran, but that they then lost control of the virus into the wild.