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• Syrian opposition forces are claiming the al-Assad regime has committed yet another massacre, with 78 reportedly dead in the small village of Qubeir, at least half women and children.
• California officials are investigating anti-gay group National Organization for Marriage for allegedly hiding millions in donors from disclosure.
• Washington state conservative groups are confident that the ballot initiative they filed for this week to change the state's constitution to ban same-sex marriage in November will win easily.
• House Republicans have passed a measure reversing light-bulb efficiency laws, but the legislation is expected to die in the Senate and faces a certain White House veto.
• Advertisers have quickly stripped Microsoft's IE 10's "do-not-track" default setting by threatening to drop out of the company's web browser standard.