StupidiNews!

• A possible Constitutional showdown could start today as GOP Rep. Darrell Issa plans to go ahead with a party-line committee vote to begin contempt proceedings against AG Eric Holder.
• Sources in Egypt now say former leader Hosni Mubarak is on life support after a stroke has resulted in the 84-year old now being in a coma.
• Greek coalition talks enter a third day as the New Democracy, Syriza, and PASOK parties try to form a government.
• A new Bloomberg poll finds a plurality of Americans say they are better off now than when President Barack Obama took office in January 2009, 45% to 36%.
• The US Army spent 15 years and $6 billion on the now canceled Ground Mobile Radio project in the quest for the "perfect" communications radio.