StupidiNews!

• A copy of a 500-year old map showing America as "The New World" has been located at a German university.
• Iran has threatened to destroy all US bases in the Middle East in retaliation for any attack, in response to reports of increased US military activity in the region.
• Federal officials are apparently vehemently denying that mermaids exist in a new report out in response to a recent Animal Planet special.
• Apple plans to debut a smaller, less-expensive iPad to compete directly with Samsung's Galaxy tablets and Amazon's Kindle Fire.
• Verizon is suing the FCC over net neutrality laws, saying the evening of the playing field is a violation of the company's First Amendment rights.