StupidiNews!

• Syrian rebels are demanding UN special envoy Kofi Annan leave the country after yesterday's al-Assad regime massacre killing hundreds, saying Annan is only buying more time for the regime to kill with.
• A DC police officer is being investigated and on administrative leave for allegedly making comments that he wanted to shoot First Lady Michelle Obama.
• Alaska is taking Congress to task for failing to have a plan to plug abandoned oil wells drilled in the North Slope oil reserve.
• Moody's has cut Italy's credit rating to two steps above junk status as Spanish and Greek economic contagion spreads to the rest of Europe.
• Space company Virgin Galactic is getting into the telescope business with its new launch vehicle, Launcher One.