StupidiNews!

• A federal judge has ordered Tennessee to make a final building inspection of a mosque in Murfreesboro, long delayed by anti-Islam opponents, which could see it open as early as today.
• A huge chunk of ice twice the size of Manhattan Island has broken off of Greenland's Petermann Glacier as polar warming continues.
• The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau has issued its first formal major ruling as an agency, ordering bank Capital One to refund $140 million to consumers over "deceptive" credit card add-ons.
• Volkswagen's Audi division plans to complete the acquisition of legendary Italian motorcycle brand Ducati today in a deal worth over $1 billion.
• Democratic Sen. Chuck Schumer is roundly criticizing the Justice Department's suit against Apple and others over e-book pricing, saying it could "wipe out the publishing industry as we know it."