StupidiNews!

• The opening ceremonies at the London Olympics get underway today with the proceedings helmed by "Slumdog Millionaire" director Danny Boyle.
• A Florida man has shot and killed a door-to-door salesman for being on his property and has been charged with second-degree murder.
• The USDA has squashed the idea of "Meatless Monday" at its cafeterias after lobbyists for various meat and fish producers have rallied against the plan.
• Spain's unemployment has risen to a record 24.6% as Prime Minister Rajoy has made it significantly easier for employers to fire workers without severance.
• Psychologists have come up with a way to measure just how awful your "boss from hell" is with the Workplace Arrogance Scale.