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• Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt has made Olympic history, becoming the first man to win back to back golds in both the 100m and 200m as the island nation swept the medals in the 200m.
• A Texas judge has handed down a sentence of 45 years for a previously convicted purse snatcher who injured the arm of a woman he stole from.
• Sen. Lindsey Graham is warning that the mandated defense cuts that will happen if Congress can't come up with a deal by year's end will be a "death blow" to the Pentagon.
• Britain's housing market is on the mend as London's growing housing market has pushed real estate prices back up to 2008 levels.
• Google has been hit with a $22.5 million fine for circumventing Safari browser settings to place advertising tracking cookies, something the company calls an "accident".