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• Three are dead after a shooting spree in Texas, including the gunman and the county constable who served the gunman an eviction notice.
• No injuries were reported at an Islamic school in the Chicago suburb of Lombard, Illinois after it was targeted by someone with a thrown device filled with household chemicals.
• As rates of obesity continue to rise in US, a new government survey finds that Colorado remains the least obese state, while Mississippi has nearly 35% of adults in the obese category.
• The eurozone has officially entered recession with its second consecutive quarter of contraction as Q2 GDP shrank 0.2%, pulled under by Italy and Spain's descent.
• Game-maker Blizzard is facing more criticism for weak password security, and experts warn a significant percentage of its online service passwords may already be compromised.