StupidiNews!

• Wildfires in Washington state have scorched 28,000 acres and 60 homes as firefighters try to contain the blaze.
• The Secret Service is investigating a burned cat staked to an Obama campaign sign in a Minneapolis park as a possible threat.
• Retiring Blue Dog Dem Rep. Dennis Cardoza of California is now resigning immediately, citing both personal issues and the House's recess for all but a few weeks between now and Election Day.
• Hong-Kong based Standard Chartered has settled with the State of New York for $340 million over violation of Iranian sanctions, but the company still faces federal probes.
• With its software upgrade complete, the Mars Curiosity rover is now beaming back panoramic views of the red planet as it explores the surface of Mars.