StupidiNews!

• A Chinese court has suspended the death sentence of Gu Kailai, wife of disgraced Party official Bo Xialai, for the poisoning death of a British businessman.
• The FBI is looking into the wild behavior of GOP Rep. Kevin Yoder of Kansas during a recent trip to Israel, where Yoder apparently got naked and jumped into the Sea of Galilee.
• In a 100-6 vote, Democratic Illinois State Rep. Derrick Smith was expelled from the Illinois House for bribery, where he immediately vowed to take the issue to court to be reinstated.
• LA County law enforcement officials are treating the death of "Top Gun" director Tony Scott, brother of "Aliens" director Ridley Scott, as a suicide after he jumped from a bridge Sunday afternoon.
• A jury has awarded an openly gay University of Michigan student $4.5 million for being stalked and harassed by a former Michigan assistant attorney general.