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• Hurricane Ernesto has made landfall on the Mexican Yucatan, near the border with Belize, but it's expected to re-enter the Gulf of Mexico later today.
• A mentally disabled man has been executed in Texas for killing a police informant in 1992, despite testing showing the man had an IQ of just 61.
• New Zealand's Mount Tongariro volcano has erupted for the first time in over a 100 years as residents sought shelter from ash and debris.
• Famed British football club Manchester United is expecting to raise nearly $4 billion in its stock IPO this week, making it the most valuable sports franchise on Earth.
• Scientists are using wearable devices that monitor your heart rate and other biometric data in order to act as an "unhackable" key to prevent data theft.