StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Michigan's Donald Lawson stepped forward as the sole winner of Powerball's most recent mega-jackpot, worth $337 million.
• Police in Austin, Texas have admitted to infiltrating the Occupy Austin movement, possibly with intent as provocateurs.
• The new judge for the accused murderer of Trayvon Martin, George Zimmerman, is the same judge presiding in Zimmerman's wife's perjury trial.
• California lawmakers have struck a deal to put $55 billion in state worker pension cuts over 30 years on Democratic Gov. Jerry Brown's desk.
• Facebook stock is down to a new low of just over $18 a share after analysts cut the share's target price to $10-$15.