StupidiNews!

• Some 100,000 remain without power due to Isaac's flooding as temperatures approach triple digits in parts of the affected South.
• Yosemite National Park remains open even after six confirmed cases and two deaths caused by a rare hantavirus that health officials say is difficult to spread.
• The 2012 Democratic National Convention in Charlotte gets underway in earnest tonight as the party tries to recapture the magic of 2008.
• German airline Lufthansa has canceled hundreds of flights today as flight attendants are taking a strike day to make their demands heard for better pay.
• Wal-Mart is testing a system for customers to scan items with an iPhone app and use it to check themselves out, similar to Apple Stores.