StupidiNews!

• On the 11th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks on NYC and the Pentagon, Mayor Bloomberg and Gov. Cuomo say that budget issues for the planned 9/11 museum/memorial have been resolved.
• The central figure in a campaign scandal involving Florida GOP Rep. David Rivera has vanished, as campaign strategist Ann Alliegro has failed to appear before federal prosecutors.
• Somalia has finally selected a new President amid allegations of vote-buying and election rigging, to replace outgoing head Sheikh Sharif Ahmed.
• Ireland's tiny Dorinish Island is on sale again, signifying that Ireland's real estate market may finally be coming around as the island once owned by Beatle John Lennon is on the market.
• Web hosting giant Go Daddy is denying that yesterday's outage that knocked thousands of domains offline was caused by hacker attacks.