StupidiNews!

• Federal numbers show that 50 million Americans had trouble affording food at some point in 2011, with 17 million facing monthly shortages.
• A federal judge has cleared the way for the "papers, please" provision in Arizona's controversial immigration law to go into effect.
• Democrats at the Charlotte convention restored the party's 2008 position platform on Israel after urging by the President to do so.
• Microsoft plans to add over 1,000 jobs this year...in China...as Windows 8 will be rolled out in late 2012.
• Apple will corner the market on adapters for the new smaller connectors for the new iPhone at least through the rest of the year.