StupidiNews!

• Some 400,000 Chicago school students would be affected by a teacher strike starting on Monday if Illinois' largest teachers union is unable to come to a deal with the city.
• At a private ceremony next week, astronaut legend Neil Armstrong will be buried at sea according to family spokesman.
• President Obama made the case for a second term as he accepted his party's nomination for President in a night of sharp contrasts to the GOP over policy and ideology.
• European Central Bank chairman Mario Draghi announced plans for purchasing "unlimited" numbers of short-term bonds to prop up the euro.
• NASA's next space vehicle may be the Dream Chaser space plane, descended from the days of the Cold War with Soviet Russia.