Joe Biden couldn't have actually won the debate against Paul Ryan. Joe must be insane or something.
No, really. Joe Biden is insane, according to FOX.
Of course, that's ridiculous. The notion that Biden's not fully in control of his mental faculties is, well, crazy. You see, Joe Biden's really a coke fiend, according to FOX.
No, the notion that Joe Biden's high as an 80's Wall Street boiler room stock jockey is nuts. He's really a Kenyan anti-colonialist.