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• A suicide bombing in western Afghanistan has killed 11, including 3 NATO troopers and 4 Afghan police, according to Afghan officials.
• The UN is calling on member states to find ways to deal with an increasingly older world population that could reach two billion over the age of 60 worldwide by 2050.
• Preliminary indications of a body in the search for infamous Teamster Jimmy Hoffa have turned up negative so far as police investigate a nearly 40-year old tip.
• Eurozone unemployment has hit a new record of 11.4% in August as austerity measures and recession continue to take a heavy toll of the economy in the region.
• California Gov. Jerry Brown has signed into law a measure that bans employers from asking for social media account passwords in the nation's most populous state.