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• A major outage of Amazon's cloud computing services knocked out Reddit, Foursquare, and several other web giants on Monday for hours.
• Louisiana police say an African-American woman was set on fire by three men in white hoods who painted "KKK" on the hood of her car.
• Columbia's vice president, Angelino Garzon, announced Monday he is suffering from prostate cancer and will undergo chemotherapy.
• After just three weeks on the job, Japanese Justice Minister Keishu Tanaka has resigned for health reasons after being tied to organized crime.
• US immigration officials will drop some 21,000 Blackberry units in favor of iPhones, further damaging the already embattled Canadian firm RIM.