StupidiNews!

• The Justice Department is suing Bank of America for $1 billion over a subprime mortgage fraud program known internally in the bank as "the Hustle."
• Texas's GOP Attorney General says he will direct law enforcement to arrest international election monitors in the state, saying they have no jurisdiction or authority.
• Hamas is claiming responsibility for a rocket attack into southern Israel, just one day after the Emir of Qatar became the first head of state to visit Gaza in 5 years.
• Former Goldman Sachs director Rajat Gupta has gotten two years in federal prison for insider trading, with his sentence beginning January 8th.
• The collapse of online-gaming darling Zynga continues as the embattled company posted a $52 million loss for the third quarter.