StupidiNews!

• NYC officials are trying to subpoena footage of Ken Burns's documentary on the Central Park Five in order to defend the city from a bevy of wrongful imprisonment lawsuits.
• US officials are calling Turkish shelling of Syrian border positions "appropriate" but cautions against further escalation of violence.
• Campaign disclosures show that despite praising parts of the Affordable Care Act, the health insurance industry gave overwhelmingly to Republicans in 2012.
• Consensus predictions on today's jobs report is that 115,000 new jobs won't be enough to keep the unemployment rate from edging up another tenth of a percent to 8.2%.
• Game maker Zynga has taken a $90 million writeoff for the acquisition of Draw Something creator OMGPOP as the company's fall accelerates.