StupidiNews!

• President Obama will meet with business leaders today in an effort to sell his plan to raise taxes on the wealthiest Americans.
• Former Kansas senator and GOP presidential candidate Bob Dole has been hospitalized, but is expected to recover.
• Republican senators still say they have issues with UN Ambassador Susan Rice's nomination for Secretary of State after meeting privately with her this week.
• New Zealand is eagerly awaiting their own dragon's hoard of treasure from the premiere of the first film in The Hobbit move trilogy.
• The guy responsible for Apple's now infamously flawed Maps app will need directions to a new job, as the company gave Richard Williamson his pink slip this week.