StupidiNews!

• Private equity firm Cerberus Capital Management is selling Freedom Group, the parent of gun manufacturer Bushmaster, whose AR-15 was used in last Friday's Newtown massacre.
• Iraqi President Jalal Talibani is in a Baghdad hospital after supposedly suffering from a stroke.
• 50-year Senate veteran and WWII hero Daniel Inouye of Hawaii died yesterday at Walter Reed Medical Center, after being hospitalized for several weeks due to respiratory illness.
• A new counter-offer with taxes only going up on those making over $400,000 in exchange for a two-year debt ceiling deal is the latest fiscal deal from the President.
• A federal judge has sided with Samsung that while the phone maker did copy Apple's design elements, that Samsung's phones have not violated patent laws enough to warrant an injunction.