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• The manhunt for ex-LAPD cop Chris Dorner continues into day five, with LA Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa offering a $1 million reward for information leading to his capture.
• President Obama will propose cutting the nation's nuclear stockpile by one-third in Tuesday's State of the Union address as part of an effort to cut nuclear weapons worldwide.
• A Chinese court has sentenced a Tibetan man to 13 years in prison for "inciting" a Tibetan monk to set himself on fire in protest of the government.
• Russian President Vladimir Putin is betting big on gold as Russia has purchased 570 tons of the precious metal in the last decade.
• Apple's next tech device may fit on your wrist as reports swirl around the company's coming "smartwatch" -- a wearable computer that connects to other devices wirelessly.