StupidiNews!

• North Korea says it has conducted a significant underground nuclear test in defiance of international condemnation and sanctions.
• Conservative rocker and gun advocate Ted Nugent has been invited to tonight's State of the Union address by Texas Republican Steve Stockman, himself an advocate of impeachment of the President.
• New court documents indicate California manhunt subject Chris Dorner may have already fled to Mexico with the help on an accomplice.
• President Obama's nominee for Pentagon chief, Chuck Hagel, is expected to survive a vote in the Senate Armed Services Committee today, but faces an uncertain vote in the fill Senate.
• Rumors swirling around Microsoft's successor to the XBOX 360 indicate the console may require a Kinect to work, and current 360 controllers will not work at all with the system.