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• Country music star Mindy McCready is dead at the age of 37, found at her Arkansas home on Sunday with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.
• Journalists at the BBC are on a 24-hour strike in protest of "compulsory redundancy" measures used to terminate 30 employees.
• Members of the Lumbee Indian tribe of North Carolina say they will continue to use eagle feathers in tribal ceremonies even if the tribe is not federally recognized to be able to do so.
• Danica Patrick is the first woman to qualify for a pole position in a NASCAR Sprint Cup race, putting in the fastest time for next week's Daytona 500.
• A laser intended for measuring carbon samples on Mars is being used by the EU to detect counterfeit honey smuggled from China.