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• After six days, an Alabama child is safe and the man who took him hostage in an underground bunker is dead after police made their move to save the child from "imminent danger".
• Leicester University researchers have confirmed through DNA evidence that the bones found under a British parking lot are indeed the remains of King Richard III.
• The Senate GOP led by Alaska's Lisa Murkowski has released an energy plan that calls for more drilling and eliminating a host of environmental regulations.
• Ratings agency Standard & Poors is being sued by the Justice Department for its role in evaluating subprime mortgages as risk-free.
• The White House has released a legal policy review that gives the President "broad authority" with the power to conduct "pre-emptive cyber warfare."