StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Senate Democrats have passed a budget raising taxes on the wealthiest Americans and closing loopholes to raise $1 trillion in revenues, but it will not survive the House.
• North Dakota lawmakers have sent a bill outlawing all abortions in the state to voters in a planned 2014 referendum.
• After being filibustered by Senate Republicans for 33 months, DC Circuit Court judicial nominee Caitlin Halligan has withdrawn her nomination.
• Chinese President Xi Jinping's first state trip to Russia has resulted in a major oil deal with Moscow and increased cooperation with Russian President Vladimir Putin.
• Apple's rollout of two-stage verification for passwords has exposed a major bug that could easily allow hackers to reset Apple ID passwords.