StupidiNews!

• With Congress effectively on vacation again without taking any action, the steep cuts known as sequestration will go into effect today. 
• Kansas Democrats were able to force an amendment to a bill that would test all lawmakers for drugs as well as all welfare recipients.
• Chrysler says it will add 1,250 jobs at its transmission manufacturing plants in Indiana, spending nearly $400 million to upgrade capacity.
• After losing more than $700 million over the last three years, Groupon has fired co-founder Andrew Mason as CEO.
• The FCC apparently disagrees with the government's decision to use the Digital Millennium Copyright Act to prevent unlocking of cell phones to take to a different carrier.