StupidiNews!

• Two Canadian inmates are back in prison after a daring helicopter escape in full daylight from a Quebec detention center.
• New evidence unearthed by the BBC suggests back channel communications by Iraqi intelligence told both the CIA and Britain's MI6 that Saddam Hussein had no active WMDs.
• Islamist rebels are increasing their hold on three Syrian provinces, with the aim of installing a theocratic government after the fall of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.
• Concern that Cyprus's bank levy will be repeated in other EU nations is driving down Asian and European stocks this morning.
• Defense Distributed, the company making firearms with 3-D printing technology, has been granted a federal license to sell its weapons.